Thank you for creating this moderately entertaining piece of art for us to enjoy on the day of valentine - the saint who was viciously beaten with rocks and clubs and then finally beheaded. Moral of the story? Don't marry people if you are not considered legitimate to do so by the state in which you live. It might be cool but it's also cool to be not-dead.
Johnny, I wish I could eat your vocal chords and make my already seductive voice into a much more already seductive voice. But not really. That would be weird and gross and most likely uncomfortable for everyone that knows about it. Especially me.
Thanks!